Dear fucking friends

Dear Fucker…
You are my Fucking friend,
And I hope you know that’s fucking true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.
I will fucking be there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fucking hand,
To do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call on me,
Whenever the fuck you need anything.
Fuck… I will always be there,
Even to the bitter fuckin end.
Forward this promise to all your fuckin friends to
Show your fuckin friendship and watch who sends
It the fuck back to you…